No, it's not a bubble bath

And you thought jobs in Alaska were bad. This guy (near Sangram, India) gets paid to remove pollution from drains in the Ganges river with his body. Yuck.

A few more links:
Ever wonder who the biggest pricks in Congress are? Cracked.com has the answers, although picking some of these guys out is like shooting old, fleshy, white fish in a barrel.

How terrorists play chess:
But how can the white pieces win? Is there some kind of social subtext to this?...

And finally, have you ever thought what the world would be like if they casted a James Bond movie using only rodents? Me neither. But check this out (with your sound on):
...or was it MURDER?

Also, as an addendum, do yourself a favor and read how Dick Cheney is treating the constitution like a midget in a prison shower. I don't have the heart to link to it here. In fact, I'm going to go watch the dramatic chipmunk again to cheer myself up.